February is Black History Month

So I must pay tribute to my favorite American, George Washington Carver. An agricultural chemist, Carver found over 300 uses for peanuts. Although he never got a patent for any of his peanut products himself, he did not believe in patenting food products, because they were a "gift from God", he helped perfect my favorite food: Peanut Butter.

I love Peanut Butter.

I want to slather it all over Hugh Jackman and lick it off of him. It could take hours.

Okay, class dismissed. And don't ask me how acurate it is either. This isn't history class, you know. Now go home.