Eh...

...and the award for best actor in a comedy goes to...

Michael Jackson.

What a freakin' joke. Have some respect for our judical system, Mikey.

Laughed me arse off at that one, I did. And you just know those CNN-whatever journalists/stalkers were just hoping he'd get arrested and his bail revoked on live TV. Adds to the story. I could feel them salivating. Asshats.

Why do I even care about this? Why did I even watch it? Those are questions without answers.

I was going to post a sweet little story about my neighbor Trevor, and instead I wrote this crap. What is wrong with me?