American Idol

Another reason I watch American Idol is Simon Cowell. You know what has always occurred to me about Simon? He's being critical because that's what these kids need to hear. He may seem unusually rude, but if these kids want to make it, they're going to get much worse than what he ever says to them.

Ah, who am I kidding? I just love Ryan Seacrest. (Joking, I really love Clay Aiken.)