Mr. Jackman, I humbly submit to you:

Another one of my brilliant ideas (Okay, I stole that from Blair on Facts Of Life.).

Here's you.


Here's the Muppets.


Since you are now both "owned" (or in your case, maybe "borrowed" is a better word) by Disney, it's only natural to assume that you should make a movie with the Muppets. Who wouldn't pay to see that? Especially since you seem to like kissing felt, you could have a really hot love scene with Miss Piggy.

Just think, you could come between Miss Piggy and Kermit (although I don't think Kermit would mind you taking her off his hands.) What a love triangle that would be. Plus, you get to sing with the Muppets just like John Denver did.

Just don't piss her off though, because I wouldn't want to see Miss Piggy give you a karate chop. Or maybe I would.