People Magazine's Sexiest Men 2004

Meet the men of the year:

• Jude Law
• Ben Affleck
• Andre 3000
• Jason Bateman
• Gael Garcia Bernal
• Orlando Bloom
• Zach Braff
• Adam Brody
• Billy Bush (host, Access Hollywood
• Gerard Butler (Phantom, Phantom of the Opera movie)
• Dean Cain
• David Carr
• Jim Caviezel
• Richard Chai (designer)
• Don Cheadle
• Sacha Baron Cohen (Ali G)
• Matt Damon
• Tim DeLaughter (frontman, The Polyphonic Spree)
• James Denton (Desperate Housewives)
• Johnny Depp
• Taye Diggs
• Colin Farrell
• Colin Firth
• Matthew Fox
• Jake Gyllenhaal
• Gus Hansen (poker champ)
• Hill Harper (CSI: NY)
• Reef Karim (host of Court TV's House of Clues)
• Matt LeBlanc
• Maroon 5
• Seth MacFarlane (creator of The Family Guy animated series)
• Mark McGrath
• Julian McMahon
• Ben Mezrich (author)
• Jason Momoa (North Shore)
• Chad Michael Murray
• Jerry O'Connell
• Emeka Okafor (NBA rookie)
• Joshua Payne (singer)
• Ty Pennington (carpenter, TLC's • Trading Spaces)
• Brad Pitt
• Mark Ruffalo
• Jimmy Smits
• Eddie Steeples (from the Office Max commercials)
• Mark Steines (host, Entertainment Tonight)
• Donald Trump
• Blair Underwood
• Usher
• Kanye West
• Bruce Willis
• Scott Wolf

WTF???? WHERE IS HUGH FUCKING JACKMAN, ASSHOLES???? Donald Trump?

That's it. I am never reading People ever again. Actually, I don't read it NOW. But I'm not going to start now, either. Put Hugh on the cover you morons!!!

They suck.


Are they really trying to say that this man is not sexy???? Please. He needs to be naked.